What They're Saying About American Pharoah's Haskell

What they are saying about American Pharoah’s victory in the Haskell …

Gov. Chris Christie: “That joker on Twitter who said I could have ridden the horse can kiss my big, fat, white ass.”

Rhonda Rousey: “1:47 4/5? It only took me 34 seconds.”

Kent Desormeaux: “Sparkling Ice Carbonated Water just told me they’re bringing out a new flavor – Keen Ice.”

Joe Hirsch: “Good racing is good business.”

Andy Asaro: “Did you notice the way American Pharoah seemed to be enjoying that low Monmouth takeout?”

Saratoga Racecourse: “If he shows up for the Travers we’re prepared to throw in something very valuable – a free picnic table for the Zayats and the Bafferts.”

Shared Belief and California Chrome: "Remember us?"

Tommy Lasorda: “What is my opinion of American Pharoah’s performance? What do you think is my opinion, I thought it was #@!$.”

Cigar: “Don’t listen to Joe Harper.”

Rachel Alexandra: Hey big boy. Did you see my daughter run at Saratoga?"

Stan Bergstein: “Look up impunity in the dictionary and you’ll find a picture of the 2015 Haskell.”

Republican National Committee: “Judging by the crowd reaction, American Pharoah should be running for president, not Gov. Christie.”

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