Today's Least Bold Predictions

Someone will point out that in a pissing contest, Sheikh Mo has Frank Stronach over a barrel.

Jay Hovdey will write a column on Paradise Woods.

The Triple Crown races will be won by three different horses.

Megan Devine will say “The Great Race Place” 14 less times this week because there is only three days of racing at Santa Anita.

Half of Simon Callaghan was happy and half was sad when Abel Tasman got dusted at 3-5 in the Santa Anita Oaks.

With $4 million spread over it like cream cheese on a bagel, the 2018 Pegasus slots will sell out faster than a Beyonce concert.

A wisecracker on Twitter will connect Dortmund going to stud and the fact that he wears large horseshoes.

On Santa Anita Derby Day next year, when they show great Derbys from the past between races, the 2017 running won’t be among them.

Donald Trump will get us into WW III with North Korea, China and/or Russia before Arrogate gets the chance to become the world’s richest racehorse.

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