A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the ADW

Here are 10 advantages to betting on your phone when you’re at the racetrack:

1) Don’t have to stand behind a guy buying $40 worth of 10-cent Superfectas
2) Know you won’t lose your tickets
3) Can wait until the last minute without worrying about being shut-out
4) Don’t have people shouting “hurry up!” behind you
5) Can watch a little free porn at the same time
6) Help make those inflated attendance figures look even sillier
7) Don’t have to stand in line again to cash
8) Can cancel your bet with a couple of clicks
9) Rebates!
10) The ADWs aren’t making enough money already


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